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methhomework:

why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals

"He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak"

- A six word story (via emobean)

(Source: thiccho)

gypsums:

im just an asshole with feelings

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster)

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

(Source: clannyphantom)

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

(Source: antiteen)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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(Source: richwhiteboys)

  • person: you look dead
  • me: thanks

masterlinlin:

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

This Is what keeps me going

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

earthnation:

my heart is full of hate and swag